Breaking news! A decision hath been made regarding my very first inflatable purchase.
It was a very close race. According to the results of the embedded poll, and factoring in the comments people added, the votes were pretty evenly split between the Pumpkin Reaper, the Eyeball Hand, and NO inflatable, with Pumpkin Reaper in the lead.
But I discovered a tiebreaker: MOTION.
I decided to purchase the Eyeball Hand because the eye actually ROTATES FROM SIDE TO SIDE, as if looking around the yard in terrified paranoia. Truly a chilling spectacle. Observe:
(FYI, I did not make that video.) Photos to follow once I plant the freaky ornament on my front lawn!!! Thanks for your input, everybody!