Maybe I’m Just Jaded

… but this seems like the WORST COSTUME IDEA ever.

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From the retail site: “Brave the costumed crowd and infiltrate a packed dance floor without running the risk of losing one another for the rest of the night.”

Truly worse than any possible Halloween terror is the possibility of being separated from your Sig-Oth at a slammin’ party full of disorienting one-person costumes. Now you can make sure he/she never leaves your side all night! Even when one of you needs to pee.

This cheap modern take on the ol’ two-person-horse costume consists of an XXL two-necked long-sleeve tee brandishing the anatomically baffling image of a large ribcage with two spines.

It isn’t the latest trend or a new invention, it’s just a classic idea that needed the attention of a new generation.”

Hmm, however shall we make it appeal to this mystifying “new generation”? SKELFIES!!

This costume makes selfie-taking with a pal or significant other as easy as possible since it squeezes you two close.”

Finally! Selfies of me and Bae used to be sooo hard to snap. He was always, like, standing next to me rather than IN my clothing.

$24.99 (that’s only $12.50 per person!), not including shipping, at Halloweencostumes.com.

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