Hey, wanna have a nightmare tonight? Then watch this 30-second commercial from the 1970s.
I’m not sure what’s scarier: the canned laughter of the gaping doll, or the way the spokesman’s voice devolves into a maniacally giddy rant by the end of the ad.
Do you want to watch it again? As one of the commenters on YouTube put it, “No need to reload the video. You’ll see it every time you close your eyes for the rest of eternity.”
Batteries not needed–er, I mean included.